Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Cats are Better
The size of one's pickup truck is inversely proportional to the likelihood that he is a cat owner.
For some unknown reason, many people do not like cats. My pastor says rotten things about cats, our only major theological difference.
Look, people. Cats are better than dogs. This is a truth that can be seen by comparing the top of the line cats vs the top dogs.
The chief cats are lions and tigers.
The best dogs can do is a fox, wolf or hyena.
Seriously, this is no contest. God said Jesus is the Lion of Judah (Rev 5:5) and when an angel spoke so powerfully that it sounded like thunder which shook the foundations of the universe, it was said he had a mouth of a lion (Rev 13:2).
Was Jesus the hyena of Judah? I don’t think so.
I can't believe I have to explain this stuff.
Posted by James