The number of viewers who say they watch the Super Bowl as much for the commercials as for the game has grown large enough that we can classify "I watch mainly for the ads" as a cliche. Personally, I use the event as an excuse to invite friends over so we can eat unhealthy foods, catch up on life, and play some ping-pong. But I do pay attention to the commercials. Like most, I like Super Bowl commercials because they tend to be funny, innovative, or entertaining. But when it comes to the crop of ads for Super Bowl LII (for reference, they're all here , in order), we were bombarded with something else: preaching. Don't get me wrong: as a Christian who spends every Sunday morning at church, I know that preaching has value. I voluntarily go to a building on a weekly basis to be preached to, and I'm better off for it. But when I watch Super Bowl ads, I want to be dazzled , or to laugh . I have no interest in being guilt-tripped, inspired, or lecture...