Here we are: the moment you've all been waiting for. The unveiling of my Top Ten list of song titles (or well-known lyrics), corrected to reflect proper grammar: 10. There isn't any sunshine when she's gone. 9. I'm traveling along a highway, simultaneously thinking about seven different women, four of whom are possessive, two who are insincere and one who is a friend. 8. I can't get any satisfaction. 7. We don’t need any education. 6. Your mother doesn't dance, nor does your father rock and/or roll. 5. There isn't anything that is going to stop us now. 4. Lie Down Sally. 3. I Still Haven't Found That for Which I Am Looking 2. Whip It Well. and the Number One grammatically correct song title of all time: (drum roll) 1. You're nothing, if not a hound dog.